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#forever sad he didn’t retire to farm really angry wasps
relax ya mind take ya time wit me
in which stiles and lydia are 100% done with everyone’s shit
I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all
do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post
he’s being fucking paid to be pretend to be a dragon
that’s 7-year old me’s fucking dream
I’m sorry but anyone else lose their fucking shit when he says ‘shy’?
Jep, definitely lost my shit, report to be deaded
OFFICER ON DECK!
cutie reporting for duty
APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO CBC NEWS TUMBLR IS KNOWN FOR “Foul language and nude photos”
REALLY? THATS ALL? WHY NOT THE AMAZING ARTISTS? THE SOCIAL JUSTICE? EVEN THE PHOTOGRAPHS ON THE SO CALLED “HIPSTER BLOGS”
WE ARE MORE THAN JUST FOUL LANGUAGE AND NUDE PHOTOS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT
yes we fucking are now shut your dirty whore mouth you lil shit
me when i miss my flight
How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump
what sorcery is this
did you just
why the fuck would you email a tumblr post to someone
hey grandma you gotta read this johnlock smut fic
#dont you look at people with that tone of eyebrow
oH MY GOD I FUCKING LOVE THIS SCENE
David and Billie had far too much fun with this
Things I wish my mom had told me:
- To play DS games on a 3DS without it looking like a blurry mess, hold down select while booting up a game. That will shrink the game down to its original resolution.
- i apologize for the awful 90’s “tough kid” pose but i also refuse to change it
- eren is putting his hands in his armpits so his biceps look bigger but also because he forgot his gloves
- armin arlert’s pants are too big, what a nerd
- don’t worry, mikasa’s muscles generate enough heat to keep her legs warm