Banana Yoshimoto, from Hardboiled and Hard Luck (Translated by Michael Emmerich)
I am still bitter about the reduction of Bones to a minor character in Into Darkness
You hear singers and guitarists with your ears but you hear bass lines with your heart so don’t go telling me bassists aren’t important
how do astronauts say they’re sorry?
We dont apologize.
we are perfect.
nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ
even when im not laying facedown on the floor literally, i am always laying facedown on the floor figuratively. in my heart or whatever.
my friend richie was really angry one time and he picked up a rock and threw it angrily at the ground but it actually didnt touch the ground it went straight into a gutter so he literally threw a rock at the ground and missed
Do you have any idea how long I’ve been waiting for this GIF?
Bless you internet.
Bless you spiderman
bless your butt
bless u spideybutt
Supernatural AU where Satan and Metatron are lawyers comparing one against the other in court.
I’m rooting for Satan
we are all rooting for Satan
WITH THE REPORTER ON SCENE
How even is this possible????
Satan is defending Cas
And the one who arrested them
WTF IS THIS???
Lil’ Pavel Chekov.
I love how he stands up straighter in the bottom row, like the Starfleet officer-in-training that he is.
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