February 2012
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1612th:
throwing paint on grass and actually watching paint dry and grass grow at the same time would still be more interesting than going to school tomorrow
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Every time someone yells at me for "spoiling" the...
thelilnan:
The book’s been out since the 1890’s
It’s not a spoiler
The world of social networking
katiesworldorder:
adamusprime:
i love the way some of the things on tumblr are named
like at some point the engineers came to karp and were like “hey, we need a name for the place where we put all the themes, can we just call it the theme page or something”
and karp was like
iwrotesins:
i’m going to write a book and make the paper out of onions so everyone will cry and think i’m the best author ever
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thisriotsucks:
Green Day’s lovely cover of Eye...
person 1: hey did you hear that oxygen and magnesium got together?
person 2: OMg
barrowmans:
omfg so today I saw a man and a woman holding hands in public, I mean I don’t have anything against heterosexuality but don’t flaunt it in front of me, think of the kids omfg.
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
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I want to introduce you guys to two of my favorite...
youcantcancelquidditch:
The first is your everyday ordinary Bic lighter:
The second is a pair of rainbow spectrum glasses:
which, as the name implies, show the light spectrum of anything you look at while wearing them.
For example, returning to the Bic lighter: