February 2012
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yaymuse:
I feel like we’re all Muse’s needy children who rely on them completely for survival.
I am okay with this.
NO EDGE
herman-cant-draw:
THE
UNIVERSE
HAS
A
LACK
OF
AN
EDGE
Reblog, go on your blog, click the triangle, wait...
heyfunniest:
I JUST SPENT LIKE AN 1 HOUR OF MY LIFE ON THIS, GENIUS
this is legit so sick.
had far to much fun with this
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imabrokent0y:
the new green day video what
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pointofstatic:
I would like to share my reaction to green day’s new studio video.
at first I was like:
but then the video was over and I was like:
green day's video: 02/29
me: -watching-
me: what even is this
me: -watching-
me: -watching-
me: what the fuck
me: billie are you in your pajamas or
me: are you eating mellow
me: -watching-
me: -watching-
me: MIKE LKASH90Y59AGLKASGHIOAGA
me: -watching-
me: tre why are you ignoring the camera don't do that bby I love you
me: -watching-
me: idk where I should look I'm confused
me: -watching-
me: -watching-
me: oh my god they are precious
me: -watching-
-video ends-
-do all the above again-
Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: Oh my gosh I said 'shut up!' Mom is going to kill me!
18 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL'S GATE I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
bakerstreetgang:
cries because of Sherlock
cries because of lack of Sherlock
clearly-misunderst0od:
I'm hilarious
masterfromcatering:
viele-eifersucht:
Guys can you imagine next year at the Oscars, when the Hobbit just fucking destroys everything in its path and wins everything, there will be Martin Freeman standing in the wreckage.
And with eyes aflame he will look into the camera, raise the statue triumphantly and scream
‘FUCK YOU I WON AN OSCAR’
And in the corner Leonardo DiCaprio will weep bitter tears and rock back and...
Mikey: One time, a guy told me that if I didn’t give him all my money that he was going to shoot everyone in this pizzeria. In which case, I grabbed my friend and ran out of the place. Another time, I was on my cellphone next to the venue, and some kid put a gun to my throat and was like, ‘Gimme all your money.’ I was like: ‘Dude, I don’t have any money.’ So, he just punched me in my throat.
Frank: The weird thing about that is that both times you were wearing that T-shirt that said: ‘Please hold me up at gunpoint.’
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>I need a job
>I need money
>I need the reading line-up
>I need reading tickets
>I need T in the park tickets
>I don’t have any of these things
farty-poisonn:
everyone is so fucking annoying what is wrong with the world lately
youngstero:
there could be chameleons all over you right now and you’d have no idea
naughtyformoss:
zombie nipples: rise of the dead
